This just in dated October 3, 2007.
United States and French officials have announced the signing of a new agreement between the two countries which states, that France will increase by 5000% its wine shipmens to the US in return the US agrees to end all shipments of Hip Hop music and videos to France.
A French Official told this reporter, "We are very happy".
A US official stated, "We are going to get very happy..OMP OMP VITTY BAT OMP".
LaLePoP' Channel One News "Tomorrows news today".
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This just in dated November 10, 2009.
Federal Judges in a Supreme Court decision ruled in a unanimous decision that Halliburton was liable for the 42 Gazillion Billion Million dollars they over charged their customers from the turn of the century.
A Halliburton executive was overheard saying, "SHEZAAAM", in response to the ruling and denied any further comment.
LaLePoP' Channel One News "Tomorrows news today".
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GOOD NEWS FROM DORF!
Transport manufracturer "Drof" has just announced the production of their "Dorf Mobile", a spin of from their cold fuion prototype first unvailed at the hang glideing championships on Buckle Ridge 2090.
A company spokesman for "Dorf" was quoted as saying, "The production model of the "Dord Mobile" will have the added features of both peddle and rubberband back up systems in the event the on board 80 giga watt cold fusion reactor should fail. It comes standard with parachute and mega jet ejector seats.
LaLePoP' Channel One News Reporting "Tomorrows News Today".
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This report filed May 10, 2021
In from platform 37 the following:
It's been reported that All nations have agreed to return their Oil supplies to the supplier's wherein, It will be pumped back into the ground!
Of course the events June 6, 2012 and the resultant formation of the 70,000 foot mountain range, now know as "Buckle Ridge", which lead to today's new scientific understandings regarding the lubricative needs of earth's tectonic plate system was the catalyst
for the "Put the oil Back Program" and everyone is to be congratulated.
As a side note, there will be free chicken rice and dumplin' dinner in Nigeria to celebrate the completion of their own regional "Bring grass from China program".
Have a good day.
LaLePoP' Channel One News Reporter "Yesterdays News Today".
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