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"All American Buddha" - Always Here


 The Wonders Of Modern Life
 



Quick.....
Grab the dog,
I'll move the chair,
get the kid from under there,

Wash the windows,
mop the floor,
Hurry up,
Get the door.

Pay the phone,
take a pill,
and dont forget,
ta make a will,

And when ur done,
go search the net,
See what virus,
you can get.

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 Blog attire
 

All you fashion designers, America awaits the introduction of Blog Attire!

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 Trouble free fish tank.
 

1.Never change the water, just add some more when it evaporates 3 or 4 inches.
2.Before you add water, scoop some more out the tank to water your house plants.(Plants like fish water)
3.Don't use any live plants and put an algae eater or two in.
4.Don't use a bottom filter. Use a dual chamber filter that hangs on the back of the tank.
5.For gravel, use sand blasting gravel. Get it at Home Depot, it's cheap.
6.Put a 6 or 8 inch stone bubbler and put it under the sand.
7.When ya first fill your tank, use a treatment chemical from the fish store, it neutralizes the chlorine. Only need to treat the water one time, when you first fill the tank. When you add water that has evaporated there is no need to treat it.
8.To clean the sides, use one of those green Scotch pads and just clean the sides when you add water due to evaporation.
9.What that means is that you add some cold tap water ever two or three weeks and at the same time you clean the sides a bit and water your house plants....thats it.
10.The pictures in my gallery show my 35 gal tank and this process has been used for two years with no water changes or additives.
11.Don't clean the sandy bottom because it supports a bio system of bacteria that controls the ammonia etc.
12.I only use flake food.
13.It takes about a month and a half before the bio system starts working. You will know when it's working when you can disturb the sand and the water doesn't cloud up but rather you see small bits of solid matter kicked up but it settles after a short time and there is no cloudiness.
14.It takes me about ten minutes ever 3 or 4 weeks to add water, clean the sides and water my plants.


Check out the gallery pix...enjoy

There's a cloud of babies that are still sleeping and I'll get a pix of them later on today and put in the gallery...there is about 60 of or more of 'em.
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 Into Science?
 

I don't know if you're into science or not,
But If you are,
you can appreciate the fact that the "Big Bang",
just keeps showin' up and showin' up and showin' up and.........................................................................................................................................
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 Little Birdie pee pe poo
 

Earlier in the day,
I had a visitor,
The subject of the Devil came up,
Like it always does,
He looked at me and said,
"ya know what LaLePoP',
I know how to kill the devil!"
Woah that's not somethin' ya hear every day,
But it was coming from a rather mild mannered guy,
"OK little birddie pee pe poo,
how do ya kill the devil"? I asked him.
"Ya keep him pissed off dude" he said.
"Yea dude, it's chemistry, anger causes cancer ya know" he remarked.
Woah, ya don't hear that every day either I was thinking,
"Little birddie pee pe poo, thats just crazy", I said.
"Hey I gotta go", Little birddie pee pe poo reported.
"What?", I said, "ya just got here"!
"Well, you're startin' ta piss me off and I don't wanna get cancer",
he said slamming the door behind himself.
I must admit, he makes me think

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