I don't wanna lose this so I'll stick it here.

I went into the 7-11 gas station the other day and
asked for five dollars worth of gas.

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

There are all kinds of stories,
there are funny ones and dramatic ones,
short and long ones,
entertaining ones,
boring ones.

But ya know, the best story is the one that grows on you.
Ya take it in and it blows up and up and up to where by a short story can grow bigger than the longest story ever written.

If you have the idea that bigger is better or more is greater, you might want to "check yourself" in lew of the truth!

I remember the decision and the fear of it,
30 years ago when I gave up my career with Motorola,
and opted to pick up my paint brush instead.
At the time, I didn't know why I had to do it,
I just know it was a choice and it was very hard.
Well, I'm here to tell you that "Now I Know why"!

BECAUSE MY SOUL WAS BEING PULLED THROUGH MY ASS HOLE!!!

There are folks out there right now that know what I am talking about,
but they still haven't made the decision to live or die!
Gotta Go!
Gotta Go!

(by the way, sorry about that ass hole thing but even kids should be able to read this)

I might suggest, that a nice boat ride would be, to go right a while and than left a while, than right awhile, than left awhile, simply to avoid the circles.

Myself, I'd have a Conservative in there for one term and we'd all back him and than a Liberal for one term and we'd all back him.

Now, we have a Democracy!

Then, we'd have a stable Democracy

The best of both worlds!

No one likes to be stuck,
But being stuck can range,
from a minor inconvenience
to a major problem.

Being stuck in a hurricane is bad but it passes,
Being stuck in a room with a bible thumper too is bad but it passes,
But one of the worst places to be stuck is in Yesterday,
simply because ya may well know something is wrong but never realize,
what!